He rarely takes you anywhere in public maybe he’s trying to keep his options open?Īnd, forget PDA, he can’t be seen holding hands with one girl while trying to flirt with another. You only get to see him when it’s convenient for him. It takes him a while to respond to your text but when you are together, he’s always on his phone. He claims he can’t hang out because he has to get up early.īut then, on Facebook, it shows him being tagged at a bar with a group of people you don’t know. I know people sometimes wait to make sure this person will stick around, but let’s be honest: You can only hold off so long. It’s been at least a month and you have yet to meet any of his friends. Shouldn’t it be at least 50/50? If you always send the first text message, you may come across as needy, but in all actuality, it's not the case. You find yourself always texting him first. Are you interested in a guy but don’t know where you stand? Try to be cautious of the following warning signs: 1. Rather, I'm referencing the instances when one party is continuously leading on the other. That one is made clear at the very beginning.
Now, before I continue, let’s be clear on what exactly I am talking about: These days, everyone has been or is currently someone’s “f*ck buddy.” That’s not the type of relationship to which I refer. The excuses were all the same: “I’m not big on PDA,” and “I don’t like people knowing my business.” The best one was, “It’s not a good time to leave her she has a lot going on and I don’t want to make it worse.” Looking back on all of this has made me realize just how stupid I was to believe all the bullsh*t. If I would have just taken a step back and looked at it from an outsider’s point-of-view, I would have seen it wasn’t right and walked away… or at least, I would have tried. I was blinded by the fantasy, forgetting where I stood in reality. I used to believe these were my only options if I wanted to be with my special someone, but in all actuality, I was the second choice - the backup convenience.Īll the signs were there, but easily overlooked and pushed aside. I’ve been the dirty mistress, the sidepiece and the manipulated secret. So, if guys are not putting forward this type of effort, does it correlate to a lack of interest? What do you do then? Stick around, hoping for more? Or, do you get the hell out of Dodge? How can you be sure of your next move if you don’t know where you stand with someone? No matter the circumstances, if attracted to a girl, a man will do whatever it takes and play all the games necessary to win her over and keep her. This is especially true when it comes to women. The reality of this dates all the way back to the caveman days when men took what they wanted and weren’t afraid to fight for it, either. It's eating me up inside.Guys are hunters this will never change. It's ironic, huh? He never managed to care for me.Īre you shittin' me? Are you saying you can't go to football coach? Bruce couldn't even afford a real hospital. Mhm, you need it stat, Bruce? HUH? Well maybe I needed a father stat, instead of this stay-at-home-dad who showers me with love every day of my life this goddamn spermless liar! So now I gotta be at Kaiser Permanente tomorrow at 6:00 am. So not only do I find out yesterday I'm adopted, the people I've been calling 'mom' and 'dad' are actually infertile impostors who bought me outside of a meth clinic in Cincinatti for two boxes of Sudafed, but I also get this news dropped on me: my birth father, Bruce, he needs a kidney and I'm the only match! And apparently Bruce needs it stat. What every kid says to get out of everything he doesn't want to do. So what exactly are we going to say to Coach Shit-for-Words to get out of football camp?
Your counts are off, your spacing is insane, and moves are sloppier than a kiss from a midshipmen. Orange, Black, and White Unite! Tigers, Tigers, fight fight fight!
I like it! Proceed.ĭon't you want to wait for another coach? Or a witness? That way our bodies learn them as well as our minds. Yeah, we like to do cheers in the nude, so that they really sink in. What are you two think you are doing? It's way past curfew. Using one's true feelings to wrangle snooch. Just leave, okay? Just leave like you always planned on doing.Ĭarly, please, let me explain. "I lie awake thinking, will I ever say "Diora", as a whisper in an ear? Will she ever say "I love you", in a moment with a tear?"Ĭarly, I'm really sorry. The sun rises in the summer sky like Rembrandt's brush on a dogwood branch." Ha-ha-ha.